June 2011
4 posts
shit goes hard in the paint
May 2009
66 posts
Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, “Here Nana, you sing”. I picked up the microphone and proceeded to sing ” Jesus Loves Me”. She took the microphone back and said, “No he doesn’t.” FML
“Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up...”
– FMyLife - FML : Your funny sex stories
Unbelievable
I don’t understand why I feel so damn depressed. When I compare my life to that of others I feel like I’ve lived so much more and have been given far beyond what they’ve received. Every time I happen to smash my life into a brick wall after living it at top speed I manage to escape unscathed, yet my feelings of gratitude are extremely short-lived and I’m quickly abundant...
Funny
How people don’t care for things(nor people) once they can have them.
